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The drums are beating, yet again, demanding schools raise standards and listen to anyone who proclaims they have run tests and have bad news. Curriculum changes will be made, experts will write reports and those on the oars will be instructed to row harder, in several different directions. And none of this will make any difference, apart from persuading good teachers to become real estate agents or leap into the parallel fire of social work. It is my belief that we do need to make changes, but they will be effective only if they are changes to the very structure of our primary schools. Structural changes bring about changes in values and practice. If you doubt this, imagine the physical structure of our law courts morphing from their current, multilevel rectangular…

All together now
Sins of the grandfathers

Sins of the grandfathers

‘So,” a colleague recently asked, “who were your family?” A weird question, you might think. But it’s actually even weirder than it sounds. And in fact, in Germany, it could even be considered mildly menacing. Why did she ask that? the discomforted questionee worried. What does she want to know? The unease stems from World War II, which ended for Germany with surrender 78 years ago this month, and the country’s culture of “Vergangenheitsbewältigung”, which translates roughly to “dealing with the past”. That awkward question actually means something along the lines of, what did your grandfather do during the war? Was your granny a Nazi Party member? Were your relatives victims, bystanders or perpetrators? Germany is often praised for the way it has dealt with its horrific history. But, as one local historian, Oliver von…

How to cut the road toll

How to cut the road toll

It’s time we stopped making excuses for the appalling deaths on our roads. It’s not because of bad weather, bad roads, old cars, “bloody tourists” or the Covid vaccine turning drivers blind. If we drove well, the previous factors would be taken care of, but instead we choose to drive badly. (Not you and me, of course; our driving is exemplary. It’s the other couple of million who are the problem.) This attitude is demonstrated by a recent online exchange I saw where an individual announced that it was fine for drivers like him to tailgate others because of their “superior driving ability”. Maybe if Sir Lewis Hamilton had moved to Warkworth and changed his name to Brent, there would be some truth in this, but it seems unlikely. It appears most…

In the picture

It’s the time of year when retailers are discounting last year’s TV models to clear stock and make way for the new line-up. With the demise of Vodafone TV and the debut of Sky’s new video-streaming boxes, many people are reconsidering their viewing options. Some will choose to go all-in on a new smart TV, using the built-in streaming apps and Freeview to meet their viewing needs. There are some good deals still to be had on the old models. But buying the latest and greatest TV is a bit more complicated in 2023. That’s because market leader Samsung is going big on OLED (organic light-emitting diode) for its high-end TVs, a technology its key rivals, LG, Sony and Panasonic, have incorporated into their TVs for the past decade. Samsung long maintained…

In the picture
Man of actions

Man of actions

It was more than 30 years ago that, as a recruit at the Sydney Morning Herald, I was told a wild story by a knockabout, cocky bloke in a faded jean jacket and lefty T-shirt from inside the central Sydney headquarters of the Australian Labor Party (ALP). Anthony Albanese was then a 26-year-old assistant secretary for the Left faction in the party’s avowedly right-wing headquarters; the future prime minister was a warrior for social justice while the Zegna suits of the dominant Right lunched power and influence with Sydney’s moneyed movers. Albanese thought them spivs. The loathing was mutual. Right-faction operatives rifled through his desk, and had instructed receptionists not to put calls through to him. A Right leader threatened that anyone who seconded a motion by Albanese would be expelled from…

TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY MAY 27 PLAYMOBIL: THE MOVIE Lego: the cash-in Whakaata Māori, 7.00pm It featured the voices of Anya Taylor-Joy and Daniel Radcliffe among others but this French animated attempt to do to the German toy franchise what Hollywood had done for Dutch Lego didn’t even make for a decent commercial for the toys it was based on. (2019) THE BOURNE IDENTITY The thrill ride begins TVNZ 2, 7.30pm Starting tonight’s double feature is Matt Damon’s great first outing as Jason Bourne, the amnesiac agent from Robert Ludlum’s novels. It set the bar for what was a terrific original trilogy and became something of a game-changer in the action movie business. (2002) PUNCH Above its weight class Rialto, 8.30pm Auckland director Welby Ings deftly combines sports drama and a teenage coming-out story in his debut feature. It’s a dreamy, curiously timeless melodrama in…

Shaken awake

Shaken awake

We live in Nelson. A few months ago, my partner and I went out on a Sunday afternoon and came back to find our house had been red-stickered. In an instant, our regular routines ground to a halt. Our plans for the future, which we previously measured in years, immediately shrank to days. We were able to make temporary arrangements, but anything after Christmas is a total void. Despite this fear and insecurity, a part of me felt more alive, shaken out of my humdrum life. I had to appreciate the present, because that was all there was. The gaping void I spent so much time ignoring while I brushed my teeth, watched TV and ate my meals could not be ignored. I came closer to seeing the real me; not…

The grass is greener

The grass is greener

After starring in the 1980s television adaptation of Colleen McCullough’s The Thorn Birds, English-born actress Rachel Ward married her co-star Bryan Brown and moved to Australia, where they raised their three children. Over the years, Ward has moved away from acting in favour of directing, writing and activism. Most recently, she has turned her hand to agriculture, transforming her rural New South Wales property into a regenerative farm, a transition she documents in the feature-length film Rachel’s Farm, playing at the upcoming Doc Edge Festival. Your lineage goes back to Henry VIII. What was childhood like for a posh kid in the Cotswolds? I was sent to boarding school when I was 10, which meant I became independent really quickly. Being away from my family was no problem for me, and I…

True colours

The past month has certainly made it feel like it’s election year. Labour and the Greens have had folk hop waka or abandon the race entirely. We’ve seen a revolving door of ministerial portfolios and, if Christopher Luxon is to be believed, Labour’s headed for a “coalition of chaos”, not a million miles away from the “chaos caucus” that some US media have used to describe the 2023 Republican congressional caucus. Luxon, too, has had his own personnel troubles: you can bet Labour will be reminding voters about the historical and contemporary missteps of Sam Uffindel, Barbara Kuriger, Stephen Jack, Maureen Pugh and others come election time. But will this make any difference? A US poll in late April stated that 71% of Republican voters said they would vote for Donald Trump,…

True colours

The listeners

The photos on the walls in the wharenui have a heck of a time. They are there for everything, watching and listening as the daily dramas of the p? play out. Place is like a soap opera on the best of days – let alone when things really hit the fan. Just last week, one of the koros was complaining his hangi rocks got moved and his own brother went for his throat, yelling you’d know where they were if you came back more often. That’s the topic on the table most get-togethers. Who visited yesterday, who’s planning to visit tomorrow, who hasn’t been back in ages? The iwi might as well mandate everybody wear a sign around their neck: [FIRST and WHĀNAU NAME] has not been back to their pāpākainga in…

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Red flag

Kiwis’ love of meat began long before the day the Dunedin embarked for Britain in February 1882 full of frozen Oāmaru lamb and mutton. That journey kicked off an export wave of animal products and a love for roast dinners that’s still going strong 140 years later. On average, we New Zealanders eat our way through 34kg of beef, lamb and pork each year, a 2021 Australian study found. For many of us, the idea of going meat-free is not on the table. It is possible, though, that we have now reached “peak meat” in Aotearoa. The study on global meat intakes found that on average, each New Zealander ate 75.2kg of meat (including chicken) in 2019, down from 86.2kg in 2000. We’re one of only a handful of countries whose consumption…

Red flag

Bodies on fire

When it comes to the battle of the dinners, the meal Shilpa Ravella ate the evening before we spoke ticked more anti-inflammatory boxes than the meal I ate. Both our meals were meat-free, which is good – meat, and in particular red meat, has been shown to increase inflammation. But mine included an animal product (feta cheese), which is not quite so good. And while my meal had lots of different vegetables, including avocado and peas, which are both high in fibre, as well as olive oil and a few nuts, it had no whole grains or legumes. Ravella’s meal, on the other hand, included both whole grains and legumes – quinoa and beans – as well as fresh coriander and a number of different spices. All these foods are known to…

Bodies on fire
A cut above

A cut above

Cutting the throat of a sheep with a knife was once a coming of age for Kiwi blokes, and it was certainly for almost a century an essential first step in one of the country’s most important sources of wealth – the export of refrigerated lamb and mutton to the United Kingdom. This trade began on December 6, 1881, when six butchers at Tōtara Estate, near Ōamaru in North Otago, began slaughtering sheep. Some of these knives, imported from Sheffield, the great British home of knife-making, were used to kill the sheep, skin them, disembowel them, behead them, and finally cut away the surplus fat. It was a highly skilled job and the butchers prepared about 40 sheep each day, making a daily total of 240. The carcasses were then taken…

Bees & honey

When you drive into Wellington from the airport, you travel along Cobham Drive, a windblown stretch of road with a school, sports fields and industrial buildings on one side and the choppy grey harbour on the other. Halfway along it, you’ll drive over a new pedestrian crossing. It doesn’t look like much, but its construction was a political car crash, partly because of the location (the airport claimed it would cause congestion and initiated a judicial review to halt construction, which it subsequently withdrew) but mostly because of the cost, which came in at an astonishing $2.4 million: $1.8 million to a private construction firm and $535,000 on consulting advice. Once in the heart of Wellington, you’ll arrive at the parliamentary precinct, a cluster of government buildings dominated by the Beehive.…

Bees & honey
Change Agent

Change Agent

THE CHAOS OF UPHEAVAL CAN CREATE OPPORTUNITY. Take the dawning EV revolution, which has already seen a startup car company rocket past century-old competitors to become the most valuable automaker on earth. In the latest upset, a Korean brand best known for low prices, long warranties, and liberal financing has created a machine with performance that rivals the most revered Germans. In nomenclature, the difference between the Kia EV6 GT and the lesser EV6 GT-Line models is slight. That Kia denotes the top-performing version of its mid-size EV by reducing rather than adding to the nameplate is something of an undersell, but the GT’s hardware shows the intensity of this effort. The headline achievement is the powertrain. Other dual-motor, all-wheel-drive EV6 models serve up 320 total horsepower; the GT, presumably after downing a…

DUTCH BY DESIGN

IN A FORMER BOAT REPAIR SHED ON THE outskirts of Amsterdam, an industrial building unexpectedly reveals the home of Studio Piet Boon creative director Karin Meyn: a three-story, two-bedroom apartment tastefully outfitted with art and objets. “From the outside you see this commercial loft, and then you enter and it’s my life, my thinking,” says Meyn. “It’s a different world.” Meyn began renovations on the space in 2019, gutting the building, laying down a new foundation, and working with her team to rebuild the interiors over the course of a year and a half. She kept busy during the week with some three dozen client projects, while weekends were dedicated to extensive planning and construction. Only the outer walls and roofing were left in their original condition—though Meyn did lower the ceiling…

DUTCH BY DESIGN

Let’s get metaphysical

Congratulations, Mark Broatch, on “Senses of Wonder” (April 8). It showed so well the wondrous world we live in ‒ its beauty and mysteries. Professor Ashley Ward’s tantalising remark that “none of these things, in the strictest sense, exists” leaves the door open for a metaphysical challenge. Our perceptions are undeniably real – we know that the colour red exists, that “sweet” exists, our feelings of joy, yet all this apparently happens in our brain – so what is really going on? Our Western mainstream philosophy is that of materalism; that reality is entirely made of matter, not of dreams or mental stuff of any sort, yet this does not address how our physical brain gives us our subjective, qualitative experience, and it makes assumptions and leaves explanatory gaps. This is the “hard…

Let’s get metaphysical
TELEVISION

TELEVISION

CHRISTMAS EVE SATURDAY DECEMBER 24 CHRISTMAS AT CASTLE HOWARD; CHRISTMAS AT CHATSWORTH HOUSE; CHRISTMAS AT HOLKHAM HALL A festive heritage binge Screening: TVNZ 1, 7.00pm, 8.05pm and 9.05pm Streaming: TVNZ+ A three-episode serving from a Channel 4 series about Christmas preparations at Britain’s stately homes, whose owners will have welcomed the chance to pitch to the paying visitors who fund their continued existence. Fans of Bridgerton and Brideshead Revisited should tune in for the episode featuring Yorkshire’s Castle Howard, which starred in both shows. Chatsworth House is even more of a feature of popular culture, having been employed in Pride and Prejudice, Barry Lyndon, The Bounty, The Crown and many more. Holkham Hall, completed in 1764, is notable for its art collection – the financial recklessness of its original owner, Thomas Coke, the first Earl…

Bitter harvest

THE CANE, by Maryrose Cuskelly (Allen & Unwin, $36.99) In a small North Queensland town in the 1970s, the main industry is sugar cane. Australian journalist Maryrose Cuskelly’s first work of fiction is centred around the big burnoffs of the cane fields, which are now mostly banned: the smoke is toxic and it’s a dangerous business. In Quala, the burn has been delayed. A 16-year-old girl has vanished. Her mother thinks she must be somewhere in the cane. She doesn’t want her daughter’s body to burn. If she is in there, the cane is holding tight to its secrets. It is at once the town’s economic saviour and a malevolent force. It represents dreams of riches or a stiflingly humid claustrophobic prison. But the burn can finally be delayed no longer and Cuskelly’s…

Bitter harvest

A fix to count on

In his article on the decline in primary student performance (Upfront, April 16), Keith Williamson’s focus is maths. But the same is true for literacy and many other subjects. One of the causes he identifies is the takeover, about 20 years ago, of teacher training by the universities. As principal of a large “normal” school situated next to the local College of Education at the time, I agree wholeheartedly. Normal schools were set up to provide in-depth, hands-on experience for teacher trainees. At my school, trainees poured in to take part in small-group teaching opportunities, observation of experienced teachers, and postings with a skilled associate teacher. These gave trainees a chance to build relationships with a class, observe the curriculum in action and do some actual teaching. This developed over their three-year…

A fix to count on
TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY APRIL 29 BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA A world of our own Three, 7.00pm A decent made-in-NZ and unusually sad American fantasy flick based on the 1977 story by Katherine Paterson, with a script by her son. It starred AnnaSophia Robb and Josh Hutcherson as two pre-teens who discover a Narnia-like world that they use as escape from their real lives. (2007) FAST & FURIOUS PRESENTS HOBBS & SHAW Super-sized sideshow TVNZ 2, 7.30pm Enjoyably outlandish action franchise spinoff that has Dwayne Johnson’s agent Luke Hobbs teaming up with former enemy Jason Statham’s Deckard Shaw and his sister (Vanessa Kirby) against Idris Elba’s seemingly superhuman villain. He chases them all the way to Samoa, where Hobbs’ extended family includes Cliff Curtis and John Tui. (2019) 20TH CENTURY WOMEN Mother knows best Eden 8.30pm From Mike Mills a poignant coming-of-age film of sorts with…

We shall not be moved

The Covid traffic-light system, besides requiring more swat than the Road Code, has the makings of a fiendish version of Monopoly. “Your haberdasher has Delta: go into MIQ and miss three turns.” Those who draw the “Refuse the Vaccine” card will miss turns indefinitely, their place on the board somewhere between purdah and purgatory. It’s always fascinating to find out which hill a person chooses to die on – if only one could tell from the latest roil of protests how many will progress to become unvaxed desperados. Ostensibly, last weekend’s protesters were the Groundswell tractor brigade, snarling traffic to decry the Government’s beastliness to farmers. But the confluence of anti-Covid-restriction hecklers mangled the message. Some were Covid deniers, others non-maskers, resistant to Covid-resistance; still more outright vaccine-deniers who are really the new Nimbys…

We shall not be moved
Transition alley

Transition alley

The Tavistock Centre is a mental health trust located a couple of minutes’ walk from the Freud Museum, where Sigmund Freud lived and his daughter Anna practised. Set in the Hampstead foothills, it’s a leafy corner of North London renowned for its psychotherapeutic history and illustrious connections. Carl Jung gave lectures at the Tavistock in one of its early incarnations and over the years the clinic has established an international reputation for expertise in medical psychology. But in the past two decades, its image has increasingly become synonymous with one particular department within the centre, the Gender Identity Development Service (GIDS). The service, which has treated thousands of young people suffering from gender dysphoria (discomfort with their born gender), has found itself at the centre of the dispute about the nature…

The Woman Who Disturbs

The Woman Who Disturbs

I first learned about Michèle Mouton when I was in my early 20s, just about the same age she was when she first got in a race car in 1973, the inaugural year of the World Rally Championship. The race was the famously difficult Monte Carlo Rally, and Mouton was navigating for a friend. She said she had no idea what she was getting into: “When he first asked me if I wanted to co-drive for a rally, I said, ‘What’s rally?’” I was working at a motorcycle shop and had also never heard of rally racing. One of the mechanics told me I looked like “that French lady driver.” I didn’t, but I did wear my dark hair in long braids and had a habit of glaring at people—so, close…

Hedonism

The Conti’s omnipresent torque and unimpeachable composure flatten climbs and melt distance Half an hour in the company of the Continental GT Speed Convertible, the droptop version of Bentley’s most dynamic road car yet, and not only have I stopped worrying, I’ve entirely forgotten exactly what it was I was fretting about. My previously furrowed brow is pebble smooth, the knot in my stomach untangled and replaced by a blissful contented calm. After all, it’s hard to wring your hands about your carbon footprint (a cool 320g per km), or whether or not the Convertible might be a vaguely nonsensical way in which to enjoy Speed specification when they’re clasping one of the most deliciously tactile steering wheels in all existence, its flawless circumferential stitching just so in the hand like a…

Hedonism

The Real Deal on Menopause

Perimenopause is the transitional time (two to seven years) before menopause, which is defined as when your periods have stopped completely. Hair ▪ What to expect As your ovaries start to produce less progesterone and estrogen, your luscious locks may seem, well, not quite as luscious. “Estrogen plays a big role in the hair growth cycle, so when it drops, you may notice more hair in your hairbrush,” says Keira Barr, M.D., founder of Resilient Health Institute. ▪ Work with it Know that your hair rebounds somewhat once your body gets used to the lower hormone levels, says Rebecca Dunsmoor-Su, M.D., director of menopause and an ob-gyn at Swedish Medical Center in Seattle and chief medical officer for gennev.com. Washing your hair less often and not drying it on high heat can keep…

The Real Deal on Menopause

More Economic Malpractice Coming

“With all thy getting, get understanding” Will the Biden Administration impose price controls to fight inflation? To avoid blame for rising prices, President Biden and his team are faulting greedy businesses, primarily meat processors, oil-and-gas producers and pharmaceutical companies. There is growing talk that if inflation doesn’t ease soon, the White House may impose “temporary” price controls on voter-sensitive products such as beef, chicken, gasoline, heating oil and various prescription drugs. This would be disastrous. Several thousand years of experience have demonstrated that controls don’t work. They make things worse, because they attack the symptoms, not the underlying cause, which is the devaluing of the currency. Governments always look for inflation scapegoats: The Roman Empire blamed Christians; medieval Europe faulted witches; President Richard Nixon pointed his finger at currency speculators and Arab oil producers…

More Economic Malpractice Coming

STARLET to SCIENTIST

Next time you’re in hospital having drugs administered via an intravenous (IV) drip, you may want to say a quiet thank you to Justine Johnstone Wanger. Ninety years ago, Wanger and two colleagues published a ground-breaking paper in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) called “Influence of Velocity on the Response to Intravenous Injections”. It discussed how best to safely deliver drugs to treat diseases such as syphilis without inadvertently killing the patients. The drug Salvarsan had been developed in Germany 20 years earlier and shown to be highly effective at combating venereal disease, which infected between 5-10% of the US population. However, there was a problem. Salvarsan contained arsenic and when delivered in high doses had the unfortunate side effect of poisoning the patient. A bit of digging revealed she…

STARLET to SCIENTIST
Grass-roots discrimination

Grass-roots discrimination

The schedule of what constitutes a modern, social faux pas has just grown by the entire catalogue of Carl Linnaeus. The Royal Horticultural Society (RHS) says it’s time we stopped being disrespectful to weeds. It would rather we not use the discriminatory “w” word any more for unwanted plants. In solidarity, the influential Chelsea Flower Show is again to feature what we’re being re-educated to call “resilient plants” and “rewilding” – which to a traditional gardener has always been understood as simple laziness. Though casting centuries of gardening practice into disrepute, this new approach has a lot going for it besides happier knees and less back pain. Weeds feed and house wild life, and a straggly swathe of buttercup is just as good for the environment, carbon-sink-wise, as the prized garden plants whose…

TELEVISION

TELEVISION

SATURDAY DECEMBER 4 ACTION: ALEX RIDER (TVNZ OnDemand). Last year’s first season of the series adapted from Anthony Horovitz’s teen espionage novels was terrific in how it married 007-inspired escapism to a plausible, non-sanitised adolescent world. It also captured the spirit of the books without feeling beholden to them. Hopefully, that’s the case with the second series, which adapts the fourth book, Eagle Strike, and its story involving gaming billionaire Damian Cray, a dangerous hacker and a global plot that has Rider caught between his MI6 minders and the CIA. Otto Farrant returns to the lead role in a cast that also brings back Vicky McClure (Line of Duty) and Stephen Dillane (Vigil). Playing Cray is Toby Stephens, who has some previous form: he played villain Gustav Graves in 2002 Bond…

Covid roulette

Someone has decided to amalgamate two daredevil reality TV shows, Jackass and MythBusters, and mount a couple of international productions, best known to us as Freedom Day in Britain and the Olympic Games in Japan. These are basically real-time experiments on live humans, who, to be fair, know what the risks are in advance of the experiments they’re about to be involved in. It’s unfortunate that most of the participants are not exactly voluntary. Millions of Japanese and Britons are decidedly unkeen and have done everything possible to block these extravaganzas. A bit selfish, really, because from what happens to them, the rest of the world will find out some useful information about pandemic spread. For instance, that if you send groups of people from all over the world on aeroplanes to one…

Covid roulette

Recipe for success

If you’re going to write a steady stream of successful cookbooks, it pays to create a food empire. Current champion of the culinary empire-builders is Nadia Lim, whose latest cookbook, Yum!, aimed at helping parents feed babies and young children, is this year’s favourite cookbook despite being out only since May. Yum! is Lim’s 10th cookbook, despite the fact that she is only 36. Her book Vegful, published three years ago, is still selling well at No 5 in the bestsellers of the food and drink category gathered by Nielsen BookScan, and Let’s Eat is sitting at No 18 despite coming out in 2017. Lim, should you need reminding, was a MasterChef NZ winner who co-founded My Food Bag and now runs a regenerative farm near Arrowtown with her family. Her main…

Recipe for success
BREAKING the WAVE

BREAKING the WAVE

After the shock of Wuhan, China closed its borders in early 2020, locked down Covid-infected areas, and tested, tracked and traced domestic travellers. For two years, China has been largely Covid-free, demonstrating the effectiveness of its zero-tolerance policy, which probably saved hundreds of thousands of lives and enabled continued strong economic growth. The Omicron variant is now challenging that strategy. An outbreak in Shanghai has affected more than 300,000 people, and at least 190 died last month alone. Anotheroutbreak in Beijing sparked panic buying. Many residents of Shanghai are claiming that Beijing’s prevention and containment measures are deadlier than the disease. Citizens are frustrated and angry after being locked down for weeks, facing shortages of food and medicines. Many with acute illnesses unrelated to Covid have died, as hospitals are ostensibly closed to…

Playing the long game

Playing the long game

SINOSTAN: CHINA’S INADVERTENT EMPIRE, by Raffaello Pantucci and Alexandros Petersen (Oxford University Press, £20) News broke in April that China and the Solomon Islands had signed a security pact. In return, last month the US and allies, including New Zealand, launched “Partners in the Blue Pacific” (PBP). Great Power competition had reached our waters. But what could a Chinese Pacific venture look like? A new book examining Chinese expansion along the old Silk Road into the neighbouring Central Asia region offers at least some clues. Political philosophers Raffaello Pantucci and Alexandros Petersen began visiting and researching China in the region of the “stans” in 2012. Two years later, Petersen was killed in a bomb attack on a restaurant in Kabul, Afghanistan. But Pantucci, a researcher in terrorism and security, has carried on. The…

Suffer the child workers

Suffer the child workers

I am a lifelong reader of newspapers. We still get the printed edition of the Washington Post, mostly because, at my age, if I don’t go out and get the newspaper after starting the coffee how the hell am I supposed to know my day has begun? These days, however, one must approach the Post with eyes narrowed to a slit lest you see the front page in its entirety, and the comprehensive awfulness of it sends you racing back to bed. Even a careless glance at a rarely visited section can ruin your day. Like this morning, when in the process of delicately removing the sports section – still the safest spot in the paper, though horrors have lurked in its pages all too regularly of late – the business…

Lost in translation

The ways in which te Tiriti o Waitangi/the Treaty of Waitangi has been interpreted by New Zealanders over the past 50 years owe a great deal to a famous scholarly journal article published in 1972 by a remarkable historian, Ruth Ross. Or rather, interpretation of the treaty owes an enormous amount to the changing ways in which her article has been read, inside and more especially outside the cloistered world of universities. This is probably unsurprising. The main reason an article such as Ross’s becomes famous is that interpretation of it does not lead to any definite conclusion. The history of any major text is often a history of divergent or even conflicting interpretations, and the different uses to which it is put by those who read it. This is true of…

Lost in translation
Booty call

Booty call

King Charles’ coronation had people the world over debating many unexpected things, from the palatability of broad beans to the inability of nobles to deploy mothballs. By the time people got around to asking, “And what the heck is Nick Cave doing there?”, the supposedly burning question, whither the monarchy, barely got a look-in. Avowed and lofty republicans swarmed from afar for the crowning glory, none exactly underdressed. Equally oddly, broad beans, which feature in the official coronation dish, were the perfect double metaphor for the occasion. They taste horribly bitter to many people and this can only be ameliorated by double-podding. This is an absolute faff, unless one has the staff to do this for one. Happily, when one’s new gig is kinging, one absolutely has. Republicans were disappointed no toffs appeared…

Let the people in

Let the people in

The most difficult thing about urban design improvements, former Dunedin mayor Aaron Hawkins told me recently, “is that you have to make the case for them as an abstraction. And humans don’t do abstraction well, as a general rule.” Any proposal for change creates a vacuum: detailed design can’t be done until funding is secured. Until that stage, Hawkins said, “The conservative voices can just wave their arms around and say, ‘Nobody will be able to access the city centre ever again. Crime will skyrocket. It must be stopped!’ So, of course, people sign a petition saying, ‘Please don’t do what conservative politicians say you’re going to do.’” He was referring to the controversy over an upgrade of Dunedin’s main retail strip, George St, which undoubtedly played a role in Hawkins, who…

Coronation abomination

Coronation abomination

Here at Lush Places, the bunting has come down. Actually, it never went up. But I did make a quiche to celebrate the coronation. That is also a lie. I made a quiche because we, unlike the odious British Tory Jacob Rees-Mogg, like a quiche. He said: “I don’t like quiche, it’s disgusting, I wouldn’t dream of having it.” This seemed to be a good enough reason to indulge in a quiche. The coronation of King Charlie was quite the spectacle. Watching it was very strange, a time warp, akin to being transported back in time 700 years. But it will mostly be remembered as the dividing of a kingdom over a quiche. Only the English could get their Marks and Sparks knickers in such a twist over a bit of…

WORLD OF LAND ROVERS

WORLD OF LAND ROVERS

1st Daughters Lorina (11) and Isabella (9) unload mum Christine’s new Chesterfield sofa, using dad MANFRED KROPF’S 2.2 TDCi Defender 130 to carry it right to the door of their hilltop home in Ratten, Austria. We’re sure Mum and Dad stepped in to help at some point… ‘A nicely staged family shot from Manfred, with that beautiful sofa almost stealing the limelight from the equally beautiful 130.’ NEIL WATTERSON, EDITOR‘I feel like I need a stiff drink just looking at this amazing photo. Well done, Anthony!’NEIL WATTERSON, EDITOR WIN! gear in the next issue of LRO To browse the full range of gear, go to exmoortrim.co.uk 1st PRIZE Exmoor Trim T-shirt, mug, coffee cup, flask and keyring worth £50.99 2nd PRIZE Exmoor Trim T-shirt and mug worth £27.99 Send pics to wolr@LRO.com. Include a description of the vehicle and…

The longevity guru

The longevity guru

Anyone who has ever visited a nursing home will have seen them, trapped in their recliners, mouths open and eyes blank, being fed liquids from sippy cups: elderly people who are entirely dependent on their carers. Some look close to death; arguably, their quality of life is so diminished they may as well be. It can be difficult to see these people. None of us want to envisage ourselves spending our final years that way. But we ought to be envisaging it, says Canadian-American doctor and longevity expert Peter Attia. He believes we should be spending more time with those who are in their final 10 years – what he terms “the marginal decade” – and thinking about what we want for that time in our own lives. We need to…

THE BLAME GAME

THE BLAME GAME

FOSTER’S RECORD 66.7 % wins 16 wins 1 Draw 7 defeats Historic series loss to Ireland First loss to Argentina ‘THE HORSE HAD CANS THROWN AT HIM. HE’D DONE NOTHING WRONG. THE POOR HORSE DIDN’T KNOW WE’D LOST THE WORLD CUP.”’ John Hart was spat on. His horse had beer cans thrown at it. Wayne Smith once had a human turd left in his letter box with a note suggesting it reflected his coaching ability. And Ian Foster was abused getting off the team bus after the second test loss to Ireland in Dunedin. Blaming the coach is a national sport and Foster would be advised to stay away from social media as he is being eviscerated there after the historic series defeat to Ireland. It’s left his coaching tenure hanging by a thread - and rightly so - but his fellow…

Hunger games

Hunger games

Humans burn about 2000-3000 calories a day, no matter how much exercise they do. Herman Pontzer, an associate professor of evolutionary anthropology at Duke University, North Carolina, published these findings in his recent book, Burn, after delving into the lives of hunter-gatherer tribes in East Africa and exploring why they don’t burn more calories than sedentary office workers in New York. Over a decade, Pontzer and colleagues discovered that exercise doesn’t increase our metabolism. The majority of calories are burnt in the process of keeping us alive – in breathing and digestion, for example – while only a small percentage is expended on exercise. “Our metabolic engines were not crafted by millions of years of evolution to guarantee a beach-ready bikini body,” Pontzer says. “Rather, our metabolism has been primed to pack…

Up & atom

If you had to name the best-selling book of the past few years, chances are you might pick EL James’ Fifty Shades of Grey. And you’d be right that people are still snapping up the erotic potboiler, even though it first came out over a decade ago, More recently, however, another title has been flying off the shelves. Atomic Habits by James Clear has already sold more than 9 million copies, and I can honestly say it’s changed my life. Yet its underlying message is remarkably simple: small habits make a huge difference. It was Aristotle who said: “Ninety-five per cent of everything you do is the result of habit.” Habits make us who we are. But according to Clear, we need to flip that on its head. Before we decide which…

Up & atom
An amateur exposed

An amateur exposed

‘Kia ora,” I said. June the postie gave me a look. “Kia ora,” she said, and smiled. Then: “Kei te pēhea koe?” It was my turn to give a look. “Er, sorry, ‘kia ora’ is about as far as my Māori goes,” I mumbled. We gave each other more looks. What she could see was me going as red as a sunburnt bum. What I could see was her smiling at me as I went as red as a sunburnt bum. “‘Kei te pēhea koe?’ means ‘how are you?’” June continued, as if speaking to a slightly dim child, which, by this time, felt about right. “What should I say in return?” I ventured. “You should say ‘Kei te pai’, ‘I’m good’.” “Kei te …” “Kei te pai,” June repeated, then “Eat the pie!” She hooted…

Pressure test

This can be served warm as a pudding or cold as a cake, and I’ve given an icing option accordingly. The quantities of this recipe are for a 16-17cm Bundt tin; you can also use it to make six little steamed puddings in ramekins or pudding basins, instead. BLUEBERRY BUNDT CAKE 75g butter, softened, plus extra for greasing (optional)100g caster sugar or light soft brown sugarzest of 1 lemon100g plain flour, plus extra for dusting (optional)1 tsp baking powder1 egg75g sour cream or yogurt75g blueberries FOR THE ICING (OPTIONAL) 1 tbsp blueberries1 tbsp lemon juice150g icing sugar Coat the inside of your Bundt tin with cooking spray, or butter and flour, tapping off any excess flour. Cream the butter, sugar and lemon zest together until very soft and aerated. Add the flour, baking powder, egg and…

Pressure test

Taken as read

As I strolled into work this morning, I was hailed by colleague Robert. “Have you read the Letters to the Listener this week?” he asked. “Someone complained about your column.” “Was it my wife?” I asked. Robert thought I was making a joke, but I really wasn’t. I had already told my wife I would publish a correction to my recent column about misokinesia (a pathological dislike, some sources might say hatred, of repetitive movements such as me jiggling my leg) in which I had, clearly incorrectly, suggested it wasn’t my jiggling that was the problem. “It makes me feel nauseous,” she corrected sternly. Consider me chastened. No, Robert told me I had been “flippant about the elderly”, presumably in my article about the victimisation of old people in online scams. I…

Taken as read

Strong medicine

THERE’S A CURE FOR THIS, by Dr Emma Espiner (Penguin, $35), out on May 9. “I didn’t know about kids eating dog food for breakfast.” There are many lines that stayed with me once I’d put this book down (after reading it cover to cover in less than 24 hours), but this is the one that won’t go away. I read that sentence three times, trying to visualise that in my head. I couldn’t. But somewhere in New Zealand, a first-world country, there are kids eating dog food. Don’t look away. Emma Espiner (Ngāti Tukorehe, Ngāti Porou) graduated from the School of Medicine in Auckland in 2020. I remember seeing her at a writers festival a few months into her first year as a doctor. “How’s your first year as a house…

Strong medicine

Smoke & mirrors

If you put the vapes confiscated from intermediate schools in a single region in a pile, Megan Rangiuia imagines they would make a small mountain. The principal of Ilminster Intermediate in Tairāwhiti Gisborne pulls out a photograph of the vapes she confiscated off pupils at her school of 300. In any other setting, the plastic, colourful tubes might resemble an art work. But among 10-to 12-year-olds – tweens who are influenced by what is in vogue – Rangiuia noticed that vaping became cool about three years ago, inspired by the smoke signals coming from TikTok. Australia has begun a war on e-cigarettes, alarmed that vaping has become a serious public health issue. In New Zealand, some health experts also want a war, while others are calling for something more like an…

Smoke & mirrors

DEREK BELL

Well, the 2021 motorsport season is well and truly underway. Obviously, having raced sports cars for so long, I was excited to watch the Sebring 12 Hours, and the stars were aligned for Sébastien Bourdais, Loïc Duval and Tristan Vautier who claimed honours. It never ceases to amaze me just how competitive these endurance events are these days. I remember when they were won by several laps. In some instances, it would be well into double figures amid all the attrition. Nowadays, they really are long-distance sprints, and in March the top four cars finished on the same lap. That’s incredible. The thing is, I also recall a time, not all that long ago, when race directors would try to spice up the action by throwing a full-course yellow or two because…

DEREK BELL

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You can’t grow toilet paper

Name Withheld (Letters, July 16) says there was no Winz in the 1960s. It wasn’t called Winz, but it existed: on April 1, 1939, the Social Security Department was established. We do not all “have loads of kids”. Some beneficiaries have none. My brother is on Supported Living and gets $359 a week. So do I now, after a long IT career. I had no choice; first I was my partner’s carer, now I am my aged mum and brother’s carer. I’d love to earn even the minimum wage, but no, I get the $359, too, now. Just as well – we sure couldn’t do it without all our incomes. I established fruit and vege patches and we mostly live off the garden. I make “nutritious meals”. However, you can’t grow toilet paper,…

You can’t grow toilet paper

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Balanced approach

I am a long-time fan of the research of Leon Festinger. He’s the guy who knocked on the door of a cult to see what would happen when doomsday didn’t happen as prophesied. He also popularised the idea of “cognitive dissonance” to describe the tension we feel when parts of our attitudes or behaviours are inconsistent. I didn’t know until recently that he spent some of his professional life at MIT – that’s the institute of technology in Massachusetts, not Manukau – starting in 1945. Like many universities, MIT didn’t even have a psychology department until the mid-60s. But while he was there, he conducted some important early research on social interaction and cohesion. Festinger and his colleagues first described the “propinquity effect” – our general tendency to develop social and romantic…

Balanced approach

Power of the dog

I have a dog. Or rather, my dog Banjo has a family of humans. At 12, Banjo’s getting on a bit, but he’s still annoying when he’s not been walked. He’s great company the rest of the time. Truth be told, he’s got a bit clingy since the start of Covid, but I suspect that’s to do with having people home a lot more. Our 18-year-old can’t really remember a time PB (“pre-Banjo”). Humans have domesticated dogs for a long time. New Scientist tells me the first dog burial dates back more than 14,000 years. For at least that long, people and their best friends have been hunting and gathering together. As a result, we can see that dogs have a special relationship with us. They’re among the small number of animals…

Power of the dog
Vax vexation

Vax vexation

It would be hard to find a more impressive-sounding organisation than the Institute for Pure and Applied Knowledge. It publishes the Public Health Policy Journal, which has a list of distinguished board members. There are neurosurgeons and university professors, experts in paediatrics and ophthalmology: a lot of impressive titles. If you were a respected academic, wouldn’t you want to be in that company? Certainly, Dr Simon Thornley of the University of Auckland must have thought so. Thornley, a senior lecturer in epidemiology, jointly authored a controversial paper that was published by the journal as peer reviewed. It called for withdrawing the Covid vaccine roll-out to all children, pregnant women, and people of “child-bearing age”. The paper has now been withdrawn — there are multiple studies showing the vaccines are safe during pregnancy — but…

Inmates running the asylum

Inmates running the asylum

Anyone who’s ever had a child, dog, or recalcitrant Roomba knows that without the ability to dole out consequences, domestic tranquillity is as elusive as a balanced diet in Willy Wonkaland. Imagine for a moment a home with kids, pets and other wilful creatures where there are no consequences, no matter how obnoxious the behaviour, then quickly dash the image from your mind, as it will haunt you, I promise. Sadly, that’s pretty much where US politics lives right now. The latest and most egregious example involves Kevin McCarthy, minority leader of the House of Representatives and one of Donald Trump’s most treasured sycophants. The New York Times recently reported that McCarthy, shortly after the January 6 insurrection at the US Capitol, told fellow Republicans he’d “had it with this guy”,…

GOOD DOG

Apparently, there’s something about having a highly anticipated BMW M car that alters the atmosphere in Los Angeles. Months of blue skies and shorts weather ended as soon as our M4 test car arrived. Of course, correlation does not imply causation, but we’re superstitious. A few years ago, a new M2 brought a massive storm during a multiyear drought, and now the M4 brings rain? You’d be a little’stitious too. In a desperate attempt to outrun the storm, this particular six-speed-manual M4 spent hours chasing patches of dryness, mostly in vain. As the miles piled up, we were struck by the ease with which the M4 melts away vast distances. With wipers wiping, we relaxed in the leather-wrapped interior fit for a 7-series and kept Waze up on the 10.3-inch touchscreen…

GOOD DOG
Subaru Solterra

Subaru Solterra

Max.Adams@haymarket.com DID YOU PREFER the Snickers bar when it was called a Marathon? Think Opal Fruits were tastier than Starburst? Sometimes changing a product’s brand name can influence buyers’ preferences, even when there’s no difference under the wrapper. And now the Subaru Solterra, which is virtually identical to the Toyota bZ4X, is here to test that theory. This isn’t the first time the two brands have teamed up; Subaru’s BR-Z sports car was the twin of Toyota’s GT86, and it made sense to tie up again in the lucrative electric SUV field. The biggest difference between the Solterra and bZX4 is that the former forgoes the latter’s cheaper 198bhp front-wheel-drive option; it’s available only in more potent four-wheel-drive form, with one electric motor driving the front wheels and another for the rears. RIVALS Kia…

The write stuff

At the age of 30, Joe Bennett arrived in Lyttelton and moved into the cottage where he has lived ever since. This is the point where the English-born columnist and author concludes his just-published memoir, From There to Here. It might seem unusual to stop an autobiography halfway through a life, but Bennett explains that most of the adventures that make interesting reading happened in his earlier years. He finally settled down when he chose New Zealand as his home, and he’s happier for it. “Until then, everything I owned you could get in a suitcase and a half,” he says. “My feet had always itched. Then I chose to come here, and it felt like a watershed. I bought a house, got a dog, and then it was all over. It…

The write stuff
Airports Are Embracing Facial Recognition

Airports Are Embracing Facial Recognition

NOBODY LOOKS forward to shuffling through a sluggish customs line when traveling. Now imagine gaining entry to another country within 15 seconds, no human interaction or physical documents required. This hypothetical already exists with the Smart Tunnel, which uses biometrics along with facial- and iris-recognition technology to verify passengers’ identities with 80 cameras, and then processes that data using artificial intelligence. Dubai International Airport piloted the Smart Tunnel in 2018 — the world’s first technology of its kind. Many travelers have probably already undergone some sort of biometric screening process in U.S. airports. After the 9/11 attacks, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and its interior agencies ramped up security measures to confirm travelers’ identities and snuff out potential terrorist threats. In 2003, U.S. airports began screening the faces and fingerprints…

BACK TO BARBARITY

In August 2010, Time magazine ran a cover photo of Aisha, an 18-year-old Afghan. Aisha was no longer pretty in the conventional sense because there was a hole where her nose had been. The Taliban hacked it off, along with her ears, as punishment for running away from abusive in-laws. Inside, the magazine posed the question: “What happens if we leave Afghanistan?” The question was both incorrectly framed – even then it was clearly a matter of when, not if, the US and its Western allies would walk away – and redundant, since the photo provided the answer. Besides, the Taliban had set out their stall during the five years, from 1996 to 2001, they ruled Afghanistan: women accused of adultery were stoned to death; women who showed an ankle were…

BACK TO BARBARITY
Under a cloud

Under a cloud

In New Zealand, the Ministry of Health is reviewing evidence on the safety and reversibility of puberty blockers, in line with the UK, Sweden, Norway and other countries, and a report is expected later this month. Previous advice on Te Whatu Ora Health New Zealand’s website that the drugs were safe and fully reversible has been removed. Epidemiologist Charlotte Paul says health professionals are divided on the issue, but she’s pleased the ministry seems to be moving towards a more cautious approach. Rates of young people taking puberty blockers are many times higher than in England and Wales, the emeritus professor from the University of Otago says. According to drug agency Pharmac, the number of under-18-year-olds being prescribed puberty blockers has jumped from 137 in 2012 to 771 in 2022. But veteran GP…

JUNK BONDS

In 2020, Michael Mosley did something out of character: he started eating junk food. Mosley is a UK-based science communicator who has authored a shelf-load of weight-loss books, starting about a decade ago with The Fast Diet, which introduced the wider world to the concept of intermittent fasting. Since then, he has written about diets to control blood sugar, improve gut health and shed fat faster – so for him to be tucking into burgers and chips, fried chicken, frozen pizza and fizzy drinks seems at the very least hypocritical. But, there is a reasonable explanation. The British-doctor-turned broadcaster is fond of self-experiments, and had put himself on what he describes as a “medium-level, ultra-processed food diet” for a documentary called Australia’s Health Revolution. Initially, he rather enjoyed the novelty of…

JUNK BONDS

All together now

This is a wonderful dish for all the family. Make a couple of these when hungry teenagers are at home. I’ve cheated with the white sauce and made a creamy sauce for the filling instead. There are fewer layers than a traditional lasagne but it’s still creamy and delicious. Soaking the lasagne sheets in water first ensures they will be cooked and tender. Serves 6-8. CHICKEN, SPINACH AND TOMATO LASAGNE 6 sheets of fresh lasagne150g cheddar, gratedCHICKEN, MUSHROOM AND SPINACH MIXTURE2 tbsp olive oil500g skinless and boneless chicken thighs, diced½ red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped2 large garlic cloves, crushed200g button mushrooms, sliced200g baby spinach2 tsp cornflour200g crème fraîche1 tbsp chopped flatleaf parsley TOMATO AND HERB SAUCE1 x 400g tin chopped tomatoes2 tbsp sun-dried tomato paste1 tbsp chopped thyme leaves Salt and freshly…

All together now
TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY JANUARY 14 DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD Backpacking in Peru Three, 7.00pm An inspired, self-aware live-action adaptation of the Dora the Explorer kids’ cartoon series, with the teenage heroine on a mission to rescue her parents from a hidden Inca city. (2019) WATERSHIP DOWN Oma rāpeti Whakaata Māori, 7.00pm There was a Netflix/BBC remake a few years back, but this first animated feature of Richard Adams’ best-selling bunny saga is still the stuff of nightmares. Even before Art Garfunkel starts singing Bright Eyes. (1978) JOHNNY ENGLISH Bean meets Bond TVNZ 2, 8.00pm The first and arguably the worst of Rowan Atkinson’s three spy spoofs, this one involved some nonsense about stealing the Crown Jewels and John Malkovich’s French villain claiming the throne from QEII by threatening her corgis. (2003) THE ACCOUNTANT Rain Man meets hitman Eden, 8.30pm Sleek and enjoyably ludicrous action-thriller starring…

TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY JANUARY 22 JURASSIC PARK III (TVNZ 2, 7.00pm). After sitting out the first sequel, Sam Neill’s Dr Alan Grant returned for this patchy Steven Spielberg-free instalment. Still, it had its moments – like the one involving the dwindling human survivors discovering the rope bridge they’re on is in an aviary of bloodthirsty … hold on, I’ll just google it … pteranodons. (2001) 17 AGAIN (Three, 7.00pm). Divorced dad Matthew Perry gets a chance to make amends to his ex and his kids by regressing into 17-year-old Zac Efron in a body-swap comedy that reminds how pretty Efron once was and how much Perry is so not him just a few decades later. (2009) THE FURNACE (Rialto, 8.30pm). Intriguing revisionist Aussie outback western about a wounded bushman (David Wenham), who, having liberated some…

Tickling the dragon’s tale

Tickling the dragon’s tale

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, from Monday, August 22, Sky SoHo, 1.00pm and 8.30pm; and Neon. Game of Thrones, the television series based on the books of George RR Martin, ran for eight seasons while winning 59 Emmys along the way. Its viewership ballooned after its 2011 debut, with some estimates of as many as 100 million viewers in 200 countries watching its final series in 2019. It proved to be the biggest show of the 21st century, one that left its mark on pop culture and changed the landscape for television drama – and one that was frequently criticised for its depictions of sexual violence and treatment of its female characters. For maker HBO, the end of GoT brought questions such as: one-off or spin-off? And having successfully wrestled a series of doorstop…

At risk of cancellation

At risk of cancellation

Thank you, Andrew Anthony, for your intelligent article “Transition alley” (May 13), where you look at Hannah Barnes’ book Time to Think on the Gender Identity Development Service at the Tavistock Centre, London. Also, thank you for calling Posie Parker a “women’s rights campaigner” and the protests “claims of transphobia”. Such simple discriminations make a world of difference when so few seem to be able to see that there is more than one side to this fraught debate around gender. Sadly, the realistic fear of condemnation and cancellation, in NZ as well as overseas, makes it hard for concerned voices to be heard and so little thoughtful debate is possible. While there is a lot of focus on male-to-female self-identification, in reality, there is a huge rise in the number of…

Shackles to spare

Shackles to spare

A riddle: when is a waka jump not a waka jump? Apparently, when former Labour MP, now Te Pāti Māori MP, Meka Whaitiri does the leaping. Speaker of the House Adrian Rurawhe has decreed that her resignation email did not meet the criteria for what, under the so-called waka-jumping law, ought to have forced her to give up her Ikaroa-Rāwhiti seat. He hasn’t released her email, if indeed there is an email, although apparently there is no legal reason he can’t. He said: “I think it would be a dangerous situation for the Speaker of the House to start interpreting things that are clearly not being officially submitted to me. Now, as I began my ruling, members can say whatever they like outside of this House but unless they inform me…

Role of consultants

Role of consultants

Danyl McLauchlan’s excellent “Bees & honey” feature (May 13) highlighted public money wasted on consultants. For any particular client ministry, the consultant is aware of the answer its client wants. Repeat business depends on pleasing the client. Yet public policy based on incorrect facts is likely to be harmful. One report I read left me convinced the client had required the consultants to show the conversion of sheep and beef farms to forestry in a favourable light. It made forestry look good by including high-country farms. These have very low-employment density, but are on iconic landscapes few want to see planted. The report used StatsNZ data but did not count thousands of sheep and beef support workers who, in the original data, appear in a wider agricultural category. Forestry support workers were easy…

Sharing and caring

Sharing and caring

Hospice is grassroots. It was founded in the 1960s by UK palliative care pioneer Dame Cicely Saunders, who believed everyone deserved to die well after she witnessed undignified and painful deaths in hospital. The first hospice was set up in New Zealand in 1979, with more following in the early 1980s, set up by passionate people who saw a need for this type of care here, too. Hospice has remained at the heart of communities across Aotearoa since then. Our philosophy of care looks at the whole person, not just their disease or symptoms. Everyone is treated as an individual. What matters to them matters to us, and through this approach, we explore and support all aspects of a person – their physical, emotional, social and spiritual needs. We help people…

Properly speaking

Properly speaking

In the wee hours of the morning, five days a week, the alarm clock beeps on Nathan Rarere’s phone at 3.10am. He hits the snooze button, and dozes for 10 more precious minutes until the next round of beeps gets him out of bed. It’s off to work he must go, leaving his wife, their two daughters and four cats snuggled up in the sleepy warmth of their West Auckland home. His mission, as host of Radio New Zealand’s 5am First Up show, is to help listeners enjoy waking up, too. Over the past two years, Rarere and his team have built First Up into a brisk mix of news and interviews that make you more engaged in what’s going on in the world, even if you’re only half-awake. It’s also deliciously eccentric. When…

The wrong trousers

There is nothing so soul-sapping as pondering a political poll. You wonder who does ponder them. Presumably that chap in a suit who is slightly ahead of that other chap in a suit in the popularity stakes. Until the next poll in which, quite possibly, that other chap in a suit sprints ahead of that other chap in a suit by a breath-taking 0.1%, or some similarly thrilling margin. A snail race would be more exciting. We have five more months of polls to come, of cheering on our favourite snail, or sneering at our least-preferred snail, until we slowly slime across the line that is election day. The very thought is enough to make one lose the will to live, let alone vote. Currently, the Prime Minister, Chris Hipkins, is the…

The wrong trousers

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Trussian roulette

Trussian roulette

The catchphrase of the famously melancholic movie The Sixth Sense was “I see dead people”, but the punchline was, “They don’t know they’re dead.” So it is that many ex-politicians roam the Earth believing themselves immortally potent on the basis that a few people – often out of mere politeness – still seem to recognise them. This has always been a feature of politics, as Nasagrade egos and impregnable hides are fabrics of the craft. But the continuing viability of former United States president Donald Trump, who has survived more brushes with extinction than Road Runner, risks putting new lead into the most broken of pencils. Far from being downhearted that a court has found him guilty of sexual assault, he now reckons he could personally stop the Ukraine invasion inside a…

Pomp & reduced circumstances

Pomp & reduced circumstances

Last month, as Britain went through its preparations for the lavish jamboree celebrating the coronation of King Charles, Huw Pill, the chief economist of the Bank of England, suggested that Britons “need to accept they’re worse off”. Instead of trying to get wage rises that will maintain high inflation, he explained, we should all just come to terms with the fact that we are poorer. In other words, shut up and enjoy the ceremony. No politician would ever have said such a thing, because in politics, the promise is always of better times ahead. But the truth is that hasn’t been the case for 15 years, since the banks went bust and Britain went into hock bailing them out. Brexit and then Covid only made a bad situation worse. Whatever the chief economist…

Thought Pursuit

Thought Pursuit

Where I live, the police drive some heavy-duty machinery. There’s the odd Ford Taurus hanging in there, but mainly it’s Chevy Tahoes, Dodge Durangos, and Ford Explorers, with a healthy smattering of V-8 Dodge Chargers. One day, while I was day-dreaming about municipal budgets (as I am wont to do), I wondered: Would cops drive something smaller and more efficient if they got to share in the savings from a lower purchase price? And if so, what would that number need to be? If I were a cop, I’d think $1000 could persuade me to drive an Escape patrol car. But I am not a cop—I had to turn in my badge because I play by nobody’s rules but my own—so I asked some police to join me in this…

THE TACKLE!

THE TACKLE!

It’s a night Jeff Wilson can’t forget. He’d like to, but there are too many people happy to remind him. “I don’t need to see it,” Wilson says, waving his hand to add emphasis. He’s talking about a photo that shows him losing the ball forward in what would have been a match winning try had it not been for a remarkable tackle by Wallabies halfback George Gregan. There are two different clips on Youtube with the shorter version viewed almost 300,000 times and a longer edit nudging 200,000. “Nothing,” is Wilson’s succinct answer when asked what his memories are of the night. “That was the start of my poor memory,” he laughs. “It’s easier as a sportsman to have a poor memory because you remember the bad days a lot more than…

Pour the bubbly

In the wake of natural and climate disasters, we often talk about building back better, but then continue to use the same construction materials because they are usually the cheapest and most easily available. Concrete is a good example. It has been poured into buildings and bridges for centuries because of its strength, durability and the relatively simple recipe for making it. Worldwide, we now use 30 billion tonnes of concrete a year, three times more than four decades ago. Demand for it is rising more steeply than for steel or wood, and it makes up by far the largest share of all human-made building materials, which now collectively outweigh Earth’s entire living biomass. In many ways, concrete is an ideal material for climate-resilient buildings, except for the carbon footprint of one…

Pour the bubbly
Bleak times in Britain

Bleak times in Britain

This column has taken a short break from London, in composition if not content. I’m writing in an idyllic setting, on the terrace of a charming villa surrounded by bougainvillea and perched on a pine-filled Croatian hillside above the translucent waters of the Adriatic. Back home, the news is almost unremittingly of the pessimistic kind – inflation is up, productivity down, transport strikes are everywhere, flights cancelled, with a prime minister so deeply mired in his lies and indulgences that even his own ethics adviser has quit. But here, the big issue is whether to swim in the pool or walk down to the sea. On the surface, there is an obvious disconnect between the cloudless beauty of my family holiday and the darkening reality of life in the UK that, by…

Bursting our bubbles

At this time of the year, many of us resolve to drink less. Could kombucha aid our health while still letting us have a glass of fun? Maybe. The recall of a kombucha brand from shop shelves last month because of excessive alcohol content is a reminder that it can contain more fun than intended – or spoil things if you unknowingly drink a boozy version while meaning to avoid alcohol for health or driving reasons. The recall followed testing by New Zealand Food Safety (NZFS), which showed the brand’s kombucha contained about 3% alcohol. Drinks can be sold as non-alcoholic if they contain up to 1.15%. The basics of kombucha-making are this: make sweet tea, let it cool and add a piece of symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast (Scoby), a jelly-like…

Bursting our bubbles

THE HIGHEST-PAID ENTERTAINERS

1. Peter Jackson • $580 mil The Lord of the Rings director became a billionaire in November when he sold part of his visual-effects firm, Weta Digital, to Unity Software for $1.6 billion, about 40% of it in cash. 2. Bruce Springsteen • $435 mil (See story, page 15.) 3. Jay-Z • $340 mil The hip-hop mogul cashed out stakes in music streamer Tidal and the Armand de Brignac champagne brand. 4. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson • $270 mil About 25% of his earnings came from starring roles in films like Jungle Cruise and Red Notice; most of the rest came from his buzzy tequila brand, Teremana. 5. Kanye West • $235 mil He earns most of his money from a multiyear deal to design Yeezy sneakers for Adidas. A jacket and hoodie designed for the Gap arrived last…

THE HIGHEST-PAID ENTERTAINERS
Dangerous delay

Dangerous delay

New Zealanders justifiably anxious about the country’s fight against Covid are right to be perplexed: what’s the point of the Government and the Ministry of Health having new powers to contain the virus if they’re not used? The recent revelations that border and isolation facility workers could dodge Covid tests without consequences or records being kept were a shock. So, too, was the lack of contrition or sense of urgency from officialdom. Kiwis assumed those most at risk of catching and transmitting Covid would be scrupulously tested in a verified process. Yet when Director-General of Health Dr Ashley Bloomfield was asked why this wasn’t always enforced, he gave a staggering response: he “would have hoped” all workers were having their regular tests by now. Hope is not a strategy. This is…

Shifting the goalposts

Shifting the goalposts

Despite many people calling for a boycott of the event, I went to Doha to watch some of the Football World Cup. I realise this could leave me open to a charge of hypocrisy, because I decided to put my love of sport above the way I like my countries to behave. But as it happens, I had a great time, which begs the question of whether I was brain-washed by the Qataris’ charm offensive or I’ve become more understanding of another nation’s behaviour through temporary immersion in their culture. I’ll let you decide. Sportswashing is the idea that autocratic states set out to gain international acceptance by hosting large sports events. For example, Hitler’s Germany hosted the 1936 Olympics and Putin’s Russia held the 2018 Football World Cup. These events…

A capital narrative

A capital narrative

EMPIRE CITY: WELLINGTON BECOMES THE CAPITAL OF NEW ZEALAND, by John E Martin (Te Herenga Waka University Press, $70 hb) It’s often the small, least significant things that shift the tides of history. Consider the decision to make Wellington the seat of government and capital of New Zealand. In this account of the first decades of Wellington’s European settlement, John Martin suggests the final decision may have been a mixture of luck and astute marketing. In the early 1860s, parliamentary sittings continued to seesaw between Auckland and Wellington but the question remained a controversial issue. In 1863, southern members of parliament successfully engineered a capital move to the Cook Strait area with the final location placed in the hands of three independent Australian commissioners. In 1864, the Australians arrived in Auckland to…

Making it stick

Making it stick

The other day, my computer was giving me a problem or 10, so I took it to a techie in the Christchurch suburb of Halswell. His abode was in a relatively new housing development with the grandiose name of Country Palms. The thing is, post earthquakes, that area’s gone from being “country adjacent” to one of the First Four Ships Town’s largest suburbs. So, it’s not in the country and there aren’t palms. At least, there aren’t palms plural. There is one solitary palm, singular, which must have given someone quite a bit of grief nurturing it to maturity through the Canterbury winter. But calling the area Suburban Palm wouldn’t have appealed to any developer. No, they like a grand name to get cut-through and compete with all the other developers,…

Genome conundrum

Genome conundrum

In the not-too-distant future, babies may have their whole genomes sequenced at birth to provide the health information that will guide a lifetime of care. As a result, rare disorders will be picked up earlier and more easily, screening for genetic cancers will be personalised and doctors will be better equipped to prescribe the most effective medication for every patient. This brave new world of healthcare may be just decades away. In fact, in the UK, the government has already announced a research pilot, the Newborn Genomes Programme, which aims to sequence the genomes of up to 200,000 babies and look for genetic conditions that appear early in life and can be treated with existing therapies. Although there are ethical and privacy issues to be tackled, the potential benefits make it worthwhile,…

Seeing red

Beetroot is one of the most colourful veges around, and different varieties include roots of rich red, golden yellow and interesting white, with others having attractive candy-stripe rings of red and white when you slice them. Their colours are a giveaway that they’re a rich source of health-promoting antioxidants, as well as containing fibre and vitamins. Beetroot adds texture, fabulous flavour and vibrant colour when grated raw into salads and is sweet and delicious when roasted. And why not stock your pantry with home-made pickled beetroot? Beetroot plants are also attractive, particularly the red varieties, which have foliage with red stems and leaf veins. Potted veges don’t have to be a sea of green. HOW TO GROW Choose a pot at least 30cm wide with good drainage holes. Position the pot in…

Seeing red

Toxic shock

Sunday, June 5, 2011 Day 7 of 12 7:56am Paediatric Ward URGENT 8yo male, SUSPECTED OSTEO-MYELITIS L) distal femur at bone plate. I pause, then add an asterisk either side, just so the radiologist knows I mean it. *URGENT* There is no room on the form to write that I’ve never seen an eight-year-old boy lie so rigid, his breathing shallow, his eyes the only part of him not frozen. They land on me, and I touch my nametag. “Look.” I hold it up for him to see WIREMU. “We have the same name.” His eyes shift to his mum. She is very young. If my name or the yellowed bone hei matau hanging against my scrubs top offer them any comfort, they don’t let it show. The boy’s mother is as motionless as her son. “What pain…

Toxic shock
Wobbly, like the natural earth

Wobbly, like the natural earth

AS A BOY AT A TYPICAL 1970S’ SCHOOL uniform-wearing, single-sex, sports-mad, culturally ignorant high school, in a then typically insular region that was happily demolishing its art deco heritage, I visited a touring exhibition by Austrian artist Friedensreich Hundertwasser.1 His work, like the art room haven I was discovering at school, was full of light, colour and energy. Hundertwasser’s work and that art room2 were both retreats from the reality of our dreary built environment and windows into a wider world of what could be. We all dreamed of fabulous possibilities in our youth but, of course, a lot of that is beaten out of us by schools and practice and life in general as we become human resource units in the service of capitalism. But I still have a…

Air Apparent

Think of the Porsche 911 GT3 variants as wild geese, breathing free and flying high while the rest of the flock grows fat on the ground, dependent on a diet of forced induction. Wild and free GT3s may be, but there’s a limit to how much air an engine can move on its own. That means the 2023 911 GT3 RS can’t lean on a meaningful power increase to rise above its turbocharged competition. With 518 horsepower on tap, the newest GT3 RS is the most powerful naturally aspirated 911—but only by a modest bump over the 503 found in the GT3. Raw power, then, is not the focus here. Instead Porsche engineers were much more interested in manipulating the airflow outside of the engine. The result is a flagship…

Air Apparent

SWEDISH HEAVENLY PEACE

‘I wanted the interior to feel fresh, but I didn’t want to lose its original spirit’ For interior designer Marie-Louise Sjögren and her husband Mikael, the idea of buying a house on Stockholm’s archipelago came about on an earlymorning skinny dip in summer 2018. The couple, who live mainly in Stockholm with their three young children, were considering a holiday home in the South of France. But when they visited Mikael’s father’s island summer house, they had a change of heart. ‘We suddenly realised that what we were looking for existed so much closer to home,’ recalls Marie-Louise. ‘It is just so calm and quiet, and it made much more sense to have somewhere just an hour by boat from our flat.’ With their attention on the 30,000-plus islands that make up…

SWEDISH HEAVENLY PEACE
THE NEW iMAC 24”: A NEW ERA FOR DESKTOP COMPUTING BEGINS

THE NEW iMAC 24”: A NEW ERA FOR DESKTOP COMPUTING BEGINS

It was perhaps one of Apple’s most anticipated product refreshes of all time, and at its Spring Loaded event, the Cupertino company did not disappoint. Apple’s iconic all-in-one desktop computer has been overhauled from the ground up, sparking a new era for the Mac. AN ALL-NEW DESIGN At last year’s Worldwide Developers Conference, Apple confirmed plans to transition away from third-party computer chips towards its own custom-designed silicon. Fast-forward six months, and the first M1 Macs were born, with the Mac mini, MacBook, and MacBook Pro given new leases of life with record-breaking internals, taking the Mac into a new direction. Speaking of the M1 chip ahead of its launch, Apple’s CEO Tim Cook said that “Apple silicon will make the Mac stronger and more capable than ever. I’ve never been more…

TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY MAY 14 WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT “Oh ho ho, cracking job, Gromit!” TVNZ 2, 7.00pm The first and so far only feature-length Wallace & Gromit film from Aardman Animations showed all of the imagination and slapstick wonder of its predecessors, with the pair taking on pestcontrol duties for the good folk of Tottington, whose prize vegetables are threatened by rabbits. A delightfully bonkers concoction with allusions to King Kong, Hammer horror films and Top Gun. (2005) BEGIN AGAIN Once more with feeling Eden, 8.30pm Musician and film-maker John Carney followed his breakthrough hit Once with this sad and sweet redemption story about a failing New York music executive Dan (Mark Ruffalo) who discovers a new singer-songwriter, Gretta (Keira Knightley). Knightley sings well but it’s a little contrived. (2013) LITTLE FISH Pandemic love story Rialto, 8.30pm Intriguing and…

I’ll have what he’s having

When it comes to male genitalia, there’s never been a shortage of information in medical textbooks. Many, many pages over the centuries have been devoted to men’s sexual organs. Surgeons are trained to do everything possible to avoid damaging nerves and maintain sensation when operating in the area. The same cannot be said for the anatomy of women, or the preservation of their pleasure. For hundreds of years ‒ right up until the 1990s ‒ the clitoris was considered so insignificant it was excluded from medical texts. In the 19th century, it was literally excised – surgically removed as a treatment for “hysteria” and other imaginary, female-only ailments. The clitoris was seen as the source of no end of trouble, but also so unimportant that women wouldn’t miss its removal. Unbelievably, it…

I’ll have what he’s having
TV Films

TV Films

SATURDAY DECEMBER 4 BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE; BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 (TVNZ 2, 7.00pm & 8.55pm). Fans of Martin Lawrence’s crossdressing comedies, it appears all your Christmases have come at once. (2000, 2006) THE GREEN MILE (Three, 8.30pm). Shawshank Redemption director Frank Darabont adapted another allegorical Stephen King jail tale set mostly on death row in a 1930s Louisiana prison in which Tom Hanks is a guard who discovers an inmate (Michael Clarke Duncan) has special healing powers. Originally more than three hours long, it’s an overwrought mystical melodrama. (1999) HIGH GROUND (Rialto, 8.30pm). Outback western with a tale of conflict between white colonial forces and indigenous Australians in the 1920s. Simon Baker plays a former cop turned bounty hunter who recruits mission-raised indigenous teenager Gutjuk in his search for a tribe attacking white…

Easy does it

If you’re looking for a tasty, healthy salad that’s hearty enough to be eaten as a main, look no further. This salad is deliciously, healthily sweet and fresh tasting. If you want to get ahead, roast the sweet potatoes and make the salsa ahead, then just assemble everything when you’re ready to serve. If you’re off to a barbecue, take this, or if you’re prepping for a party, make this. SWEET POTATO SALSA SALAD 4 sweet potatoes (about 1kg)4 tbsp olive oilsalt and black pepper1 tbsp smoked paprika3 garlic cloves250g cherry tomatoes200g tin whole-kernel sweetcorn400g tin black beans2 red peppers75g pumpkin seeds FOR THE SALSA 2-3 limes1 red onion1 jalapeño1 large avocado small bunch of fresh coriander2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oilsalt and black pepper Preheat the oven to 180°C. Peel the sweet potatoes, then cut into…

Easy does it

Sharing the dream

The government has set the audacious goal of one million people speaking te reo by the year 2040. However, there is currently a scarcity of teachers in the education system who can contribute to this, hence the investment of millions of dollars into Te Ahu o te Reo Māori programme, which aims to grow and strengthen an education workforce that can integrate te reo into the sector. How on earth are schools going to find the resources they need to deliver a topic that will necessarily involve the correct pronunciation of Māori and also have the knowledge of tikanga and Māori values? It’s going to take more than money: input from speakers who have learnt te reo already will be critical to its success. Since the late 1970s, Te Ataarangi movement has…

Sharing the dream

BATTLE of THE BBC

Last year, the advisory group set up to look into the future of New Zealand broadcasting recommended that TVNZ and RNZ should be disestablished and merged. In their place the group recommended a new “globally recognised public media entity”. At the time of writing, it appeared the Labour government had finally approved the plan. While there is still much work to do before the merger happens, it is almost inevitable that the BCC will come up in public discussions. And indeed, in the Listener, industry stalwarts including Geoffrey Whitehead, the former chief executive of RNZ and Australia’s ABC, and broadcaster Tom Frewen, have already cited the BBC and its original mission to “inform, educate and entertain” as the prototype on which a merged public broadcaster should be founded in New Zealand. The BBC…

BATTLE of THE BBC